The Kevin Love for Andrew Wiggins trade is still two weeks away from even possibly happening, and already a writer in Toronto has loaded up the hottest of hot sports takes: He sees this trade as a boon to Toronto, which will surely be able to pry native son Wiggins away from cold, desolate Minnesota in the future.
No, really, this is an actual thing:
No one from the organization can or will talk about the potential impact of Wiggins and fellow Toronto-born No.1-overall pick Anthony Bennett being traded to the Minnesota Timberwolves in a deal that will send Kevin Love to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Even Drake wouldn’t want to pay those fines. … Who knows what getting Wiggins out of Cleveland would have been like after he’d been to the NBA mountaintop alongside LeBron James? Getting Wiggins out of Minnesota first chance? Easy as pie.
Do tell, sir!
The soonest that Wiggins could begin to make noises about leaving Minneapolis would be in the summer of 2017, which is the earliest he can be offered an extension on his rookie scale contract. If he begins to balk then, it would likely kick-off a lengthy auction for what will hopefully be an emerging NBA star at that point. If he takes the safe route and signs an extension he’s likely in Minnesota until 2021.
But for all the restrictions on player movement in the NBA, history has shown that when a player really wants out of one place and has a preferred destination in mind, things tend to get done.
And why would Wiggins want to go to Toronto, a team that can match the Wolves’ on-court futility brick-for-brick? Well, it’s not just that he’s from Toronto. It’s that MINNESOTA IS COLD AND LAME.
When NBA free agents come up with their list of things they’re looking for as a potential destination, the Timberwolves have none of them. Weather? Minneapolis is the coldest major city in the United States. Its average December-to-February temperature is 18 F, or -8 C. That’s average. Even last winter, during the Polar Vortex, Toronto’s average temperature was -3.3 C. Typically, Toronto winters come in at a balmy 0 C. … It’s got one of the highest state income tax rates, and as for culture? Well, Fargo was filmed and set in Minnesota. So was Grumpy Old Men. And The Mighty Ducks. You get the picture.
A cold sports city take is about as hot as a sports take can get, but doubling down on the flamethrower with a Fargo reference? BRAVO!
Listen: We’ve been to Toronto. It’s a great city. One of our favo(u)rites. But so is Minneapolis.
Plotting a move from one freezing, basketball wasteland to another in three OR POSSIBLY SEVEN years when nobody knows anything about how either team or conference will look then? It might make for good theater, but it’s the theater of the absurd.
Finally, the preseason has arrived.
I know what you’re thinking: You can’t wait to see Mike Zimmer’s Vikings in action tonight.
And I know what you will be thinking about a half hour after kickoff: Where’s the remote?
But with a new head coach, a bunch of intriguing newcomers and a handful of positions still far from settled, there are reasons to refrain from changing the channel, at least not until halftime.
Here are the three main things I will be watching tonight:
1. WHO STANDS OUT AT QUARTERBACK? Both Matt Cassel and Teddy Bridgewater will get reps with the first-team offense. Cassel figures to play two or three series. Bridgewater could play a couple of quarters, maybe more. A strong performance could help Cassel get some separation from Bridgewater, who has continually been praised by the coaching staff. But Bridgewater has more to gain potentially. If he plays with poise against the Raiders, the coaching staff could choose to give him even more reps with the first-team offense in camp, making it an even competition from here on out. Christian Ponder will get the leftovers, and he has something to prove to 31 other teams.
2. WHO STEPS UP AT STRONG SAFETY? The addition of noted Zimmer guy Chris Crocker says a lot about the health of the safeties or what Zimmer thinks about his current options there. Or both. The three top contenders to play next to Harrison Smith — Robert Blanton, Jamarca Sanford and Andrew Sendejo — have all missed time in camp due to injuries. Blanton won’t play tonight, and Sanford’s status is up in the air. These preseason games will play a huge role in helping Zimmer pick his second safety, as he wants to see them tackle on the back end. Don’t be surprised if the veteran Crocker is already with the first team tonight, but this competition remains wide open.
3. HOW WILL THE ROOKS FARE OUT THERE? Bridgewater isn’t the only rookie the coaching staff is eager to see. Zimmer could potentially count on a number of his draft picks this year, starting with top pick Anthony Barr, whom Zimmer will use all over the field tonight. Third-round running back Jerick McKinnon gets to run against a defense that is actually trying to tackle him. Fifth-round guard David Yankey has an outside chance to claw his way into the starting mix before Week 1. And seventh-round cornerback Jabari Price will try to carry his strong start to camp into an actual game. The preseason is an opportunity for these rookies to show they’re ready to contribute right away.